I Know It May Sound Crazy, But Honest To God, My Bear Wrestled A Dad

Alright, I am going to just lay everything on the table. What I am about to tell you may sound crazy, but I swear to God that this is absolutely true; my bear once wrestled a fully-grown dad. Most people flat out refuse to believe my story and say that it’s completely insane, however, I shit you not, my 700 pound grizzly went toe-to-toe with a 197 pound father of two. I know, it sounds like I am making this up off the top of my head, but I saw it first hand and my bear has the scars to prove that he took on a dad he saw hiking through the woods. In the end, I don’t care if you think it’s real or not, because the fact of the matter is that my bear fought the patriarch of a family, lived to tell the tale, and tore the dad limb from limb.

Originally published in Allegheny College’s The Krampus 

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