CHICAGO – Soaking in the afterglow of the previous spritz, a lemon slice is reportedly hoping that the next squeeze it receives will be even tighter. “Mhm, that was good, but I’m already up for round two, aren’t you? And the squishing could be a bit harder if you want to zest things up a bit,” said the lemon, yearning for a stronger pinch that would really get its juices flowing. “I know that first time was just a taste for you too, so when you want more of me don’t be afraid to get a little rough and really rub my rinds together. Squeeze me as tight as you want.” At press time, the lemon was basking in the bottom of the glass satisfied, spent, and seedless.