Silly String Introduces Condolence String

WATERTOWN, NY – Saying that life occasionally becomes too serious for their standard product, Silly String announced Wednesday that they are introducing new Condolence String. “Our latest string offers the perfect way to cut loose and express your deepest sympathies in any situation, whether it’s comforting a friend dealing with a rough breakup or consoling the whole family at a wake,” said marketing director Melissa Abel, adding that Condolence String will be available in a variety of colors ranging from midnight black to light gray. “In order for this product to provide as much solace to our customers as possible, Condolence String features a redesigned aerosol propellant which allows you to deliver an uplifting stream of string from over forty feet away!” Abel concluded by saying Silly String is also expanding their product line into other markets, including the self-defense industry with their new Silly Mace.

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