Mr. Amateur Hour On Third Attempt To Use Self-Checkout

COLUMBUS, OH – Disappointing the line behind him with his two previous displays of incompetence, Mr. Amateur Hour Craig Dunbar reportedly entered into his third attempt to use the self-checkout machine. “Oh damn. I meant to use my rewards card before scanning,” said the Master of Mediocrity, locking himself out of the scanner after a few panicked button presses and, once again, required the assistance of a store employee in order to continue. “Wait, come back! It’s still not working, now it’s telling me that my bag is an unexpected item.” At press time, Sir Scans-A-Lot ultimately decided that his purchase was not worth any further hassle and left without buying anything.

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