Man Outfoxed By Fuzz Floating Through Air

MEDFORD, OR – Chasing the wily little fluff ball as it tumbled in the wind, Dennis Totter, 27, was reportedly outfoxed by a fuzz floating through the air. “Gotcha!” said Totter, attempting to snatch it from the sky, but the soaring piece of debris deftly slipped through his fingers, outmaneuvering and outsmarting him. “Ugh c’mon, get back here!” At press time, Totter begrudgingly accepted the fact that he was bested by a piece of lint after it craftily drifted up and out of his reach.

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